What I want to be when I grow up: I'LL FIGURE IT OUT WHEN I'M GOOD & READY.
Favorite toy: ANYTHING POWERED BY GASOLINE.
Favorite cartoon character: ROAD RUNNER! BEEP-BEEP!
Favorite sexual position: YOU MEAN THERE'S MORE THAN ONE, BESIDES DOGGIE???
What I like most about being in a band: NOT HAVING ANY FREE TIME TO SPEAK OF.
People always tell me: TURN YOUR GUITAR UP LOUDER!!!!!
I want to be re-incarnated as: ME, SO I CAN CHANGE EVERYTHING I'VE F**KED UP ALREADY!!
Favorite alcoholic beverage: MARGHERITA'S, UNDER THE HOT SUN WITH A COOL BABE. (WIFEY, ARE U LISTENING???)
Favorite part of the female (human)anatomy: DOESN'T REALLY MATTER. AS LONG AS SHE DOESN'T HAVE A PENIS.
Favorite quality in a woman: SEE #9.
Shoe size: I'M NOT SURE, BUT I'VE BEEN TOLD THEY FIT OH SO PERFECTLY.
What women like most about me: HOW WELL I'M IN TOUCH WITH MY FEMININE SIDE.
If I was an animal, I'd be: SLEEPING, EATING, OR LICKING MYSELF RIGHT NOW.
Favorite food: CLAMS. DEFINITELY.
Least favorite recent experience: OPTING FOR NOT GETTING THE WHIPPED CREAM! DAMN!!
Most favorite recent experience: SPENDING ANY WAKING MOMENT I CAN WITH MY SON.
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